jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

I hope you find someone you can’t live without. I really do. And I hope you never have to know what it’s like to have to try and live without them.
Kiera Cass, The Selection 
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Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

anus:

spotting a hot person

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whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

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